Red berries on a bush, eat ’em up yum!
You’ll soon discover, they’re bad for your tum.
Retching in the bowl later today,
I’ve never been sicker, you’ll finally say.

Can’t make it to the doctor, what would he do?
Now you’re on the toilet making liquid poo.
You feel so bad, think you’re losing your mind.
Clear now the danger of eating something you find.

The pain in your stomach you cannot believe,
I’ll do anything you say, for a little relief.
Feeling better, have walk in the warm sunshine,
oh that mushroom in the yard surely looks fine!